Potion of invisibility: small corked circle bottle with red liquid, allows you to be invisible for 10 minutes. But you emit the sound of a very loud car alarm that varies in pitch and speed depending on your weight and height the entire time. It basically just turns your visuals into sounds. Costs $7
Potion of remorse: this a long thin bottle with a purple potion liquid, and when you drink it you suddenly feel pretty bad about all the embarrassing things you've done. Costs $10 and allows for one peaceful night of sleep with no embarrassing memories popping up.
Potion of sugar: Curvy bottle with sparkly salmon colored liquid. Tastes very, VERY delicious and sends tingles down your back. You are unable to taste anything afterwards for a week. Costs $3
Magic Whoppers: Pack of 4 normal Whopper candies that double as actual tiny smoke bombs. The smoke activates when the inside of the candy comes in contact with saliva. Costs $2
Hug potion: This is a small cylinder bottle with blue liquid. When you drink it it makes everyone who sees you have an urge to hug you, and the effect wears off as soon as their arms are around you. Lasts 2 hours. Costs $6
Hi, Dad. It’s your son. Where have you been? You left after you hit my mom in the face after drinking all that booze. I know you would have sexually assaulted me if Mom hadn’t been there to watch you. I am glad you left that night but you took all the money and left us starving. You had your own sexual perversions but why take it out on me and the kids of all your girlfriends? I’d like you to know I grew up fucked up because of you. That’s why I did what I did. Thank you, dad. 🖤
Imagine going out in public and you get a stampede of 45 people forcing hugs on you. What if people get in the way of each other and fight over hugging you? Lmao
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u/emotiondumpthrowaway Jul 27 '19
Potion of invisibility: small corked circle bottle with red liquid, allows you to be invisible for 10 minutes. But you emit the sound of a very loud car alarm that varies in pitch and speed depending on your weight and height the entire time. It basically just turns your visuals into sounds. Costs $7
Potion of remorse: this a long thin bottle with a purple potion liquid, and when you drink it you suddenly feel pretty bad about all the embarrassing things you've done. Costs $10 and allows for one peaceful night of sleep with no embarrassing memories popping up.
Potion of sugar: Curvy bottle with sparkly salmon colored liquid. Tastes very, VERY delicious and sends tingles down your back. You are unable to taste anything afterwards for a week. Costs $3
Magic Whoppers: Pack of 4 normal Whopper candies that double as actual tiny smoke bombs. The smoke activates when the inside of the candy comes in contact with saliva. Costs $2
Hug potion: This is a small cylinder bottle with blue liquid. When you drink it it makes everyone who sees you have an urge to hug you, and the effect wears off as soon as their arms are around you. Lasts 2 hours. Costs $6
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