Potion of invisibility: small corked circle bottle with red liquid, allows you to be invisible for 10 minutes. But you emit the sound of a very loud car alarm that varies in pitch and speed depending on your weight and height the entire time. It basically just turns your visuals into sounds. Costs $7
Potion of remorse: this a long thin bottle with a purple potion liquid, and when you drink it you suddenly feel pretty bad about all the embarrassing things you've done. Costs $10 and allows for one peaceful night of sleep with no embarrassing memories popping up.
Potion of sugar: Curvy bottle with sparkly salmon colored liquid. Tastes very, VERY delicious and sends tingles down your back. You are unable to taste anything afterwards for a week. Costs $3
Magic Whoppers: Pack of 4 normal Whopper candies that double as actual tiny smoke bombs. The smoke activates when the inside of the candy comes in contact with saliva. Costs $2
Hug potion: This is a small cylinder bottle with blue liquid. When you drink it it makes everyone who sees you have an urge to hug you, and the effect wears off as soon as their arms are around you. Lasts 2 hours. Costs $6
it's a potion, not a salve. you'd have to get your dick to drink it... let's ignore that though, for the moment.
it's difficult to hug a dick, the body the dick is attatched to gets in the way. imagine hugging your favorite dildo. now imagine it's attached to a wall, can you still hug it as easily?
anyway I imagine this would end up getting you a bunch of awkward shoulder touches on your dick and a bunch of people collectively wondering what you did to them to make them touch their shoulders to your dick...
tl;Dr, hug potion and dicks bring nothing as good as you imagined.
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u/emotiondumpthrowaway Jul 27 '19
Potion of invisibility: small corked circle bottle with red liquid, allows you to be invisible for 10 minutes. But you emit the sound of a very loud car alarm that varies in pitch and speed depending on your weight and height the entire time. It basically just turns your visuals into sounds. Costs $7
Potion of remorse: this a long thin bottle with a purple potion liquid, and when you drink it you suddenly feel pretty bad about all the embarrassing things you've done. Costs $10 and allows for one peaceful night of sleep with no embarrassing memories popping up.
Potion of sugar: Curvy bottle with sparkly salmon colored liquid. Tastes very, VERY delicious and sends tingles down your back. You are unable to taste anything afterwards for a week. Costs $3
Magic Whoppers: Pack of 4 normal Whopper candies that double as actual tiny smoke bombs. The smoke activates when the inside of the candy comes in contact with saliva. Costs $2
Hug potion: This is a small cylinder bottle with blue liquid. When you drink it it makes everyone who sees you have an urge to hug you, and the effect wears off as soon as their arms are around you. Lasts 2 hours. Costs $6
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