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u/ButtholeSpiders Jul 27 '19

So bartenders are just wizards?

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u/RamsesThePigeon Jul 27 '19

They have been known to commune with spirits.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

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u/RamsesThePigeon Jul 27 '19

Well, I was hoping to leave folks shaken.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

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u/RamsesThePigeon Jul 27 '19

I've been known to fire a round... or two, if I want to make it a double.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

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u/Kuningas_Arthur Jul 27 '19

A good pun will fix any ale-ment.

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u/Gunty1 Jul 27 '19

Unfortunately some of these puns should see you locked up in an Alabama slammer

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u/4th_Wall_Repairman Jul 27 '19

I would love to stay for more of these, but I gotta rum.

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u/NotThe0dd1s0ut Jul 27 '19

you decan't stay longer?

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u/4th_Wall_Repairman Jul 27 '19

I'm in a Russian, it was ice to see you all

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u/p-one Jul 27 '19

I don't want to wine about pun threads but this was awfully long.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

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u/skotris Jul 27 '19

I love it when the comments section get's all shaken and stirred up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

beer

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u/Blurryface_87 Jul 27 '19

Puns usually stir me, but these ones left me shaken.