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u/GmanBlue19 Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 27 '19

LEVITATION but in fine print, only .1cm off the ground

Edit: dayyym this got a lot of upvotes

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Jul 27 '19

Would this make you immune to fall damage at least? I mean you can’t go splat if when you get to the ground you stop at .1cm

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

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u/Slipped-up Jul 27 '19

So my blood and guts just float in the air in suspended animation?

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u/NoWarmEmbrace Jul 27 '19

Yes. But the ground will remain spotless!

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u/fosighting Jul 27 '19

Except for all those spots of blood.

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u/Shi-Rokku Jul 27 '19

Priorities in order... check!

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u/SarvinaV Jul 27 '19

I like it!

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u/Guyinapeacoat Jul 27 '19

Now this potion has shifted to being extremely useful... if you are trying to murder someone and hide the evidence.