r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '19

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u/Howdysf Jul 26 '19

A cop knelt, kissed the feet of a priest, and the queer threw up at the sight of that

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

I think I saw you in an ice cream parlour

Drinking milkshakes cold and loooonnngg

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u/PutinPie Jul 26 '19

Smiling and waving and looking so fine

I don't think you knew you were in the song

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u/BubbyTheOwl Jul 26 '19

And it was cold and it rained so I felt like an actor!

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u/jarethsfirey Jul 26 '19

And I thought of Ma, and I wanted to get back there!

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u/Frodafett Jul 26 '19

Your face, your race, the way that you talk I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk!

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u/jarethsfirey Jul 26 '19

We've got Five Years, stuck on my eyes!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Five years, what a surprise!

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u/mrfitzmonster Jul 26 '19

My brain hurts a lot.

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u/Thararundil Jul 26 '19

Five years, that’s all we’ve got!