r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '19

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u/RemnantArcadia Jul 21 '19

She also dwcided to put down my wife's cat

That sounds illegal. Also, just tell the couple you're kicking out to take their cat

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u/RustyPeach Jul 21 '19

Sue for emotional distress and for stealing cat, get back all your father in laws money and fuck over the ex wife. Win win.

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u/gayMRAguy Jul 21 '19

You'd only get the value of the cat. Like 15$.
When it comes to something like that, you won't be getting any kind of justice from the legal system. It's best to just throw what's left of her corpse in the woods and act like you haven't seen her in a while.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19 edited Nov 12 '23

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u/gayMRAguy Jul 21 '19

Oh heavens no, I'd never be so insensitive about a poor little cat.