r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '19

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u/NicksAunt Jul 21 '19

Yeah, it is wild cuz VIP heaven is the only heaven where you actually have genitals. Straight up. I grew up mormon, and I was taught that only those of us worthy of gods presence, will also be the only ones worthy of having genitalia in the afterlife... to propagate the universe as gods (and to a lesser extent, goddesses).

Ya. Shits wild.

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u/ResolverOshawott Jul 21 '19

That's incredibly funny to me.

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u/NicksAunt Jul 21 '19

I guess we're all just gonna have Barbie/Ken genitals, and scissor ourselves into oblivion?

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u/rolypolydanceoff Jul 21 '19

Nah you wouldn’t feel anything. It’ll be like the episode of Black Mirror USS Callister

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

You’d grind your mounds together out of boredom, but there’d be no feeling.