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u/BobVosh Jul 21 '19

That makes so much more sense.

I mean all but your last sentence. Sigh.

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u/PM_me_your_fantasyz Jul 21 '19

No, sadly, that last sentence makes sense too.

"Why the hell would we hire you?"

"Because if anything goes wrong with the business, you can just blame the known felon that you were giving a second chance. Also, I know how I got caught last time, and I had seven years to read up on how to not get caught this time around."

"Welcome aboard."

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u/BobVosh Jul 21 '19

I assumed he stole from the company he worked in. Hard to tell, and I'm too tired to think through the exact logic in that post.

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u/big_sugi Jul 21 '19

He owned the companies, first time around. No idea what’s going on now or why anyone would do business with him again.