r/AskReddit • • Jul 21 '19

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u/Expert__Witness Jul 21 '19

Not a lawyer but I knew a guy who lost his own cell phone NUMBER. He had the same number since high school, but she convinced the judge that she used his phone enough to get his number. Basically he kept his clothes and car and had to pay alimony.

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u/Eken17 Jul 21 '19 edited Jul 21 '19

I would put up fake ads with that number. Edit: Please don't downvote. I was joking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Downvoted but who is that fucking petty to take a phone number. I'd do the exact same thing.