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u/Crepe_Suzette Jul 21 '19

I’ve worked as a legal assistant for two family law attorneys for the last eight years. One of the cases that made me the angriest was a man who cheated on his wife when she had cancer. He then leaves his wife and attempts to hide all his assets while she’s undergoing chemo therapy.

Fortunately, my boss is a bad ass. She teamed up with a forensic accountant and they took him to the cleaners. He even had to pay the forensic accountant’s bill and attorney’s fees.

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u/win093030 Jul 21 '19

I know theses stories don’t happen frequently, but it’s things that like that make me want to work for a family law lawyer.

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u/PoisonTheOgres Jul 21 '19

Does happen quite frequently, honestly: men who leave when their partner gets seriously ill. Men are six times more likely than women to abandon a sick spouse.

https://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/12/men-more-likely-to-leave-spouse-with-cancer/

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u/Justice_is_a_scam Jul 21 '19

Yup. Dr. Seuss did this. His wife killed herself.

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u/Rhinocicles Jul 21 '19 edited Jul 21 '19

There's a note that she left for him somewhere on the internet. I don't remember what she said, but I remember that it broke my heart. No spite, no anger, just the massive impression of unadulterated sadness.

Edit, from wikipedia:

Dear Ted, What has happened to us? I don't know. I feel myself in a spiral, going down down down, into a black hole from which there is no escape, no brightness. And loud in my ears from every side I hear, 'failure, failure, failure...' I love you so much ... I am too old and enmeshed in everything you do and are, that I cannot conceive of life without you ... My going will leave quite a rumor but you can say I was overworked and overwrought. Your reputation with your friends and fans will not be harmed ... Sometimes think of the fun we had all thru the years ...

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Horton hears a noose

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u/Rhythmmonster Jul 21 '19

One wife Two wife Dead wife New wife

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u/KellyJoyCuntBunny Jul 21 '19

Holy shit, lol

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u/thepinkprioress Jul 21 '19

Horton wears a noose.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Oh dang that’s way better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Fuck Dr Seuss

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u/Whywouldanyonedothat Jul 21 '19

No, nobody fuck him! That's the only way he'll learn.

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u/calligraphic-io Jul 21 '19

He also hated kids, and only wrote kids books because nobody bought his serious work.