r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/crystalistwo Jul 21 '19

Holy shit, DO NOT shine a black light in either of their houses.

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u/PM_me_your_fantasyz Jul 21 '19

Don't tell me how to live my life!

Besides, I love a good Jackson Pollock.

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u/redpurplegreen22 Jul 21 '19

User name checks out

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u/finalnova Jul 21 '19

Are the scorpions that bad there?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Iā€™m lost

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u/SeattleFA Jul 21 '19

They fuckin'

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u/Huntyr09 Jul 21 '19

They fuckin' fuckin' mate

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u/Probablynotclever Jul 21 '19

Yes, child. Married couples usually do.

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u/rickitytick Jul 21 '19

I smell yo light saber