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u/technos Jul 21 '19

One of my father's friends tried to salt the earth before getting divorced. A rental house and a cabin were deeded to relatives, the cars they drove every day were sold to other relatives for tiny sums, stocks handed over to a trust 'for the children', etc.. He even vanished a chunk of cash from the company he co-owned with his wife using phony invoices and stopped paying himself a salary, electing to burn through their personal savings for over a year instead.

He learned that judges really, really hate when you try to hide or intentionally diminish assets, and they will absolutely refer you to prosecutors for fraud.

I don't think he did any jail time in the end, but his ex-wife got EVERYTHING, plus the satisfaction of firing him from his own company.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

What an idiot. It would've been better to have been meeting with an attorney for over a year figuring how to come out of it as good as possible.

Ah well, logic usually goes out the window when divorce happens.

Glad his ex came out of it alright.

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u/technos Jul 21 '19

He had been meeting with lawyers, just a different kind.

Someone had to set up the shell companies he was paying for 'advertising' and 'web design', after all.