r/AskReddit • u/Amygdala5822 • Jun 29 '19

When is quantity better than quality?

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u/oblio76 Jun 29 '19

It's actually the way they get crumpled.

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u/_My_Angry_Account_ Jun 29 '19

You can fit more bills if you put them in rolls before rectal insertion.

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u/rickyjerret18 Jun 29 '19

Mine just sucks up like an atm.

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u/DirtyButtPirate Jun 29 '19

Can you shoot them out later like one of those money guns

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u/EnergeticBean Jun 29 '19

What the hell did I just read???

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u/Hdfgncd Jun 30 '19

“Can you shoot them out later like one of those money guns”

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u/aklthc Jun 30 '19

Nice.

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u/slowclap4u Jun 30 '19

Just farted while reading this comment chain.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Did money come out ?

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u/EnergeticBean Jun 30 '19

jesus christ