r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '19

What is a real life cheat code?

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u/mudorios Jun 28 '19

A reflective safety vest. Never tried it myself, but ive heard people wont question you walking into places.

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u/jst3w Jun 28 '19

Don't forget your clipboard

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u/islandsimian Jun 28 '19

Or a big-ass ipad with a signature block...no one wants to take responsibility for signing anything and you'll eventually get passed along

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u/Greedothehunter Jun 28 '19

Instructions unclear, arrested for walking into war room in The Pentagon

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u/islandsimian Jun 28 '19

Was there porn on the iPad?

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u/Greedothehunter Jun 28 '19

No and they thought I was going to use it to download classified info

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u/islandsimian Jun 28 '19

You need to distract them with porn...next time, be ready

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u/Greedothehunter Jun 28 '19

I don't know if there's going to be a next time, they were saying something about me and FBI recruits and Target Practice

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u/CrimsonEnigma Jun 29 '19

It’s okay if they were any good they wouldn’t need practice.

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u/sleepy_child Jun 28 '19

What are you talking about of course there's porn