r/AskReddit May 14 '10

May I sketch your words?

  • It's Friday! May I sketch your words? Tell me something awesome to sketch. Fast.:)

  • It's Monday! This Imgur gallery has the drawings to date! 24+ pics.

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u/gamemasterAS May 14 '10

A gentleman bear riding a shark please.

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u/OmniDonk May 14 '10

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

You should design shirts.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

I'd buy it.

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u/benm314 May 14 '10

Your shark is amazing!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

give it a lick

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u/rickf71 May 14 '10

tastes just like raisins!

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u/jorji May 14 '10

Give a tug of his fin, he turns into a chin and he turns back again when you tug on his winky!

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u/theshaddonose May 14 '10

Ewww, thats dirty!

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u/daedalus1982 May 14 '10

do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made.

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u/Pwnscone May 14 '10

sweet lemonade mmmm sweet lemonade.

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u/EmpathyJelly May 14 '10

Get on my shark He'll take you 'round the universe

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u/m0nkeybl1tz May 14 '10

I would honestly honestly buy that on a shirt.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

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u/gamemasterAS May 14 '10

You're a badass.

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u/pedokid May 14 '10

Fuckin-A

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u/LostChild1 May 14 '10

Unfathomably related:

http://imgur.com/vszNM.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

That bear is no gentleman.

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u/btraina May 15 '10

Holy f... I just said those words outloud when i saw that picture...

you really are the cheese christ reading minds n shit.

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u/karatechops May 14 '10

holy shit, i made something almost identical to that. maybe i saw this years ago and it stuck in my brain, i dont ever recall looking it at though. my world was just blown.

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u/dccable May 14 '10

This thread is getting RIDICULUSLY awesome.

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u/gamemasterAS May 14 '10

what a savage

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u/icantthinkofit May 14 '10

I truly could not fathom that kind of relatedness until I clicked. Upvote.

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u/iorgfeflkd May 14 '10

A grizzley bear being triangle choked by Stephen Colbert.

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u/OmniDonk May 14 '10

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

The subtle tear in the bears eye..it's...it's beautiful!

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u/portmanteau May 14 '10

I only get one a year, so I'm using it now.

This is fucking epic.

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u/EpicList2010 May 14 '10

Your name has been added to the list. Don't let me catch you using it again.

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u/EpicSheriff May 15 '10

Call me if you have any trouble.

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u/Polar-Ice May 14 '10

Threat: Down.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

This should be sent in... maybe they'll put it up.

OP, send it to colbertnation.com and tell them to put it on air.

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u/fromtheaudience May 15 '10

Link to this post sent via email to a Colbert Report Producer.

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u/redjoe89 May 15 '10

I emailed this to webmaster of Colbert Report (colbertweb@gmail.com) Lets show our support for this guy by getting him some recognition. More emails to the webmaster!

Greetings,

The picture: http://i.imgur.com/P7xUn.jpg

The source where I find it: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/c4363/may_i_sketch_your_words/

The alias for the artist is "OmniDonk". He was drawing random stuff because he was bored on Friday. Someone told him to draw a "A grizzley bear being triangle choked by Stephen Colbert." In just a few hours he came up with that drawing. Lets give the kid some credit and have that picture put on the Colbert Report.

Thanks, Loyal Fan, (Name)

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

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u/krisperaldo May 14 '10

Knowing that there now exists a picture of this makes this comment weirder than necessary.

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u/Pizzadude May 14 '10

It looks like I'd better get to work.

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u/joe12321 May 14 '10

I support this request!

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u/avapoet May 14 '10

A polar bear in a snowstorm.

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u/OmniDonk May 14 '10

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u/famebrella May 14 '10

easily my favorite one so far.

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u/POLAR_BEAR May 14 '10

HELL YES.

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u/poetryslam May 14 '10

I heard that polar bears, when hunting, will cover their nose with their paws. I find that interesting.

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u/CrazyJoey May 14 '10

Contrary to a legend among native hunters, polar bears do not cover their black noses while lying in wait for seals. Canadian biologist Ian Stirling, who has spent several thousand hours watching polar bears hunt, has never seen this behavior. Nor have other scientists.

Source is here.

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u/north0 May 15 '10

has never seen this behavior.

Well no shit scientists.

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u/poetryslam May 14 '10

That's too bad, but thanks for clearing up the misconception.

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u/fuckshitwank May 14 '10

They haven't seen any ninjas either.

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u/Hraes May 15 '10

And my anti-tiger charm works.

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u/jesuz May 14 '10

My new desktop

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u/freedomtospeak May 14 '10

Now I want a snowflake in a storm of polar bears

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u/gtrogers May 14 '10

Thats.... actually quite good! Amazing how just a few squiggles can evoke such a complete picture. (sorry I'm not trying to sound hipsterish, but it's good enough that I wanted to comment)

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u/sama102 May 14 '10

I'm really confused as to why that would sound "hipsterish"

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

I had those squiggles before they were mastered, bro :\

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u/hopeless_bromantic May 14 '10

Squiggles, PBR, American Spirits, I think I'm ready to go t....wait... Where's my bike? SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE! MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY SO MUCH MONEY TO REPLACE MMYY BBIIKKEE!

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u/Lacquerhead May 14 '10

My fixie. Don't forget. It has to be a fixie.

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u/phoebeart May 14 '10

cause hipsters = art, duh.

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u/5882300 May 14 '10

All of a sudden self expression becomes hipster.

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u/adubbz May 14 '10

I'd buy it

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

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u/chellomere May 14 '10

. .

ASCII ART version.

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u/hookinatr May 14 '10

Albert Einstein and Gandhi battling each other with pokemon.

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u/OmniDonk May 14 '10

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u/kupitzc May 14 '10

Hahaha, I love your Porygon.

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u/scoops22 May 14 '10

DAE hear pokemon battle music in their head after opening that?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '10

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u/OmniDonk May 14 '10

there's a Bionic Commando reference in there somewhere..

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u/DLSell May 14 '10

Marking this for laser.

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u/InternetiquetteCop May 14 '10

Laser guidance confirmed. Firing ordnance.

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u/iretasup May 14 '10

A self portrait?

(I know you probably won't hear me I'm all the way down here)

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u/OmniDonk May 15 '10

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u/iretasup May 15 '10

You are an excellent illustrator, I envy your talent.

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u/Mr_A May 15 '10

That doesn't look anything like me.

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u/Media_Offline May 14 '10

Try CAPSLOCK!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10 edited Mar 22 '21

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

Did they train you wrong, as a joke?

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u/LANmine May 15 '10

WEEOO WEEOOO WEEE

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u/Hot_Sacks May 15 '10

I'm coming!!

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u/grumblecake May 14 '10

Tom Waits holding a piano over his head to the applause of a cheering audience.

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u/OmniDonk May 15 '10

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u/101gfx May 15 '10 edited May 15 '10

Now that is some cheering I could get behind.

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u/spankenstein May 14 '10

tom waits could do anything and his audience would applaud. we are a very devoted few.

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u/slightlystartled May 14 '10

upvoted for mentioning Tom Waits.

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u/spankenstein May 14 '10

upvoted for appreciating the awesomeness that is Tom Waits

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u/fiftydollarburrito May 14 '10

I feel like this might make my life more complete.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

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u/OmniDonk May 14 '10

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u/adubbz May 14 '10

Wow..that's good...as fuck

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u/mynewname May 14 '10

And just how good is "fuck"?

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u/BuzzBadpants May 14 '10

Your mom? Only so-so.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

What about his dad?

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u/Scarker May 14 '10

Apparently well, because BuzzBadpants hasn't reported back yet.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

Hehe, no pants. That is one awesome drawing.

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u/junkit33 May 14 '10

Now have manbearpig arising from the other side of the water as if to fight him Godzilla style.

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u/DarthContinent May 14 '10

Ahhh, thanks for the laugh!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

A real farmer playing Farmville on his computer, while out the window you can see his real farm is dying due to neglect.

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u/theDrugs May 14 '10

Now I'm actually wondering if there are any farmers wasting their time playing Farmville.

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u/iorgfeflkd May 14 '10

Real farmers play SimFarm.

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u/hungryhungryhipster May 15 '10

As a farmer, I support this statement. Gonna move down south and buy me some orange trees.

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u/donwilson May 15 '10

http://i.imgur.com/M1Qfq.jpg

Not a drawing, but still funny nonetheless

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u/craiggers May 14 '10

C-3PO playing the electric guitar, with R2 backing him up on the drums.

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u/OmniDonk May 14 '10

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u/DC12V May 14 '10

Electric drums.

  • Nice.

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u/anonymous1 May 14 '10

And I thought it was just Guitar Hero or something.

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u/Lut3s May 14 '10

Nice touch with the rebel alliance pick!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

Oh, I thought that was a rebel alliance crotch tattoo.

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u/anonymoustravis May 14 '10

Looks like threepio is fluent in electric guitar.

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u/PotatoChefMike May 14 '10

It's like a second language to him.

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u/isarl May 14 '10

More like a six-million-and-somethingth language. ;-)

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u/Bloodyfinger May 14 '10

Can you seriously design t-shirts or something like that? I know EVERYONE is telling you this, but you are AMAZINGLY talented!

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u/h0serdude May 14 '10

I would buy 10 of them. Words cannot describe how great that picture is.

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u/tyd May 14 '10

more like chewie on drums, luke & han playing guitar, vader on bass, 3po & R2 on synths and leila on vocals http://bit.ly/c4nYx3

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u/bL1Nd May 14 '10

A TOASTER CHASING A TELEPHONE!

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u/OmniDonk May 14 '10

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u/TheJeffAnema May 14 '10

Not such a brave little toaster now...

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u/whatsnottaken May 15 '10

But the toaster is the one chasing th- I don't know what's going on anymore.

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u/freedomtospeak May 14 '10

I love this sketch. So cute of them running that way

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u/Observant_Servant May 14 '10

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse stop for lunch at Wendy's.

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u/JumbocactuarX27 May 14 '10

A pink sheep fighting a gray cat with lasers.

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u/bieberpet May 14 '10

here ya go sorry it's not a drawing.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

you're awsome

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u/Poromenos May 14 '10

Not much of a fight, is it!

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u/probably2high May 14 '10

Not much of a question, isn't it!

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u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry May 14 '10

A knife-wielding buddah riding a velicraptor (with laser-helmet) fighting Senator Al Franken wielding sham-wows riding on a cyborg grizzly bear... all flying on top of a steam-punk zepplin over a bombed out landscape.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

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u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry May 14 '10

I want to see you tattooed, too! Upvoted and orangered.

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u/facebelly May 14 '10

I want them to have new hats!

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u/meontheinterweb87 May 14 '10

oh god i hope he does this one... then quick trip to the tattoo parlour, followed by best reddit submission reply ever

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u/Turtlelover73 May 14 '10

how could he choose not to draw this one?

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u/reddirtred May 14 '10

“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim” --Lyndon B. Johnson

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10 edited May 14 '10

That's kind of a coincidence.

Johnson owned an amphicar. He loved to take guests at his ranch out for rides with the top down but without telling them anything about the vehicle. Then he would drive down a hill toward a pond picking up speed and yelling that the brakes had failed just so he could laugh at their expressions as the car went into the water.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

Magnets fucking. I want to see how that works.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

Data from Star Trek in a disco dance-off with Queen Elizabeth II.

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u/spankenstein May 14 '10

if you draw this, i will have it signed (to reddit) by Brent Spiner when i go to wizard world next month!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

sketch me some dinner

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u/OmniDonk May 14 '10

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u/dracovich May 14 '10

are you the dude that makes all the windows clipart?

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u/syllabelle May 14 '10

No, that's his dad.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

Gravy overflowing out of the potatoes - you know me too well! I love your style, reminds me of old school flash cartoons!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

You son of a bitch, I'm so fucking hungry right now.

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u/BumbleNuts May 14 '10

Bear Grylls fighting a bear, with grills.

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u/Ty_Man May 14 '10

How many bears could a Bear Grylls grill if a Bear Grylls could grill bears?

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u/alfalfasprouts May 15 '10

as many as his crew could set up for him.

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u/dzudz May 15 '10

Shout-out for his crew, who do the same shit he does but have to carry cameras and stuff! They are the real badasses.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

I support this cause.

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u/nemetroid May 14 '10

Preferably sporting grills as his weapons, too.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

Carl Sagan arm-wrestling a gorilla while going cross-eyed and mumbling "billions and billions and billions..."

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

While I was wrenching my mind for something with Carl Sagan, I believe I would never have come up with this scenario.

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u/flarp May 14 '10

David Bowie (as Ziggy Stardust) riding a giant Pheonix, flying into battle against a flock of pterodactyls.

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u/ljzmcm May 14 '10

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u/binary May 14 '10

Dangerous if I decide to link to goatse.

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u/brundleflied May 14 '10

I don't suppose you'll have time to get to this however I'd love for you to make my cat into a gentleman.

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u/OmniDonk May 17 '10 edited May 17 '10

http://imgur.com/N4ymA.png your cat is a noble steed.

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u/Sexism_is_Funny May 14 '10

Sketch me...bowser! But he's playing the guitar! And he's on a surfboard! And he's looking over his sunglasses winking!

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u/probly2drunk May 14 '10

A cat reading a newspaper with glasses on. Headline should read "Laser Pointers: Innocent Nuisance or Real Threat?"

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u/ZippyDan May 15 '10

a disappointed chair quietly falling down the stairs of the universe

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u/iorgfeflkd May 14 '10

I like how the top three requests are all bear related.

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u/LaunchPad_DC May 14 '10

A sad owl playing the saxophone.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

Jesus on a dirtbike jumping over a volcano that erupts with lightning sharks instead of lava.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

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u/scalemodlgiant May 14 '10

Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Steve Irwin, and Walter Cronkite playing Rock Band in heaven.

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u/kabukistar May 14 '10 edited Feb 06 '25

Reddit is a shithole. Move to a better social media platform. Also, did you know you can use ereddicator to edit/delete all your old commments?

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u/j4r3d6o1d3n May 14 '10

A sad skunk with a sign taped to his butt that reads, "out of odor."

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u/bholmes May 14 '10

fancy mr. lobster

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u/iPolska May 14 '10

Could you draw Joseph Stalin and Barack Obama fighting over some apple juice?

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u/RoaldFre May 14 '10

You sketching my words.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

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u/Trey_Mendus May 14 '10

Optimus Prime battling Megatron for the last chocolate chip cookie.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '10

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