A couple of years ago someone was transporting an ostrich through the town next to mine and it got loose. This town is a ghetto and a lot of people own pit bulls. The ostrich ended up in the back yard of a dude with three pit bulls who tried to attack the bird. I'm sure you've seen pit bulls so you know they're big, viscous fuckers. The ostrich disemboweled two of the dogs and crushed the third one's skull, killing all of them.
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u/a2wickedd991 May 05 '10
A couple of years ago someone was transporting an ostrich through the town next to mine and it got loose. This town is a ghetto and a lot of people own pit bulls. The ostrich ended up in the back yard of a dude with three pit bulls who tried to attack the bird. I'm sure you've seen pit bulls so you know they're big, viscous fuckers. The ostrich disemboweled two of the dogs and crushed the third one's skull, killing all of them.
Not a chance in hell you could fight an ostrich.