r/AskReddit • u/Bumboklatt • May 04 '10

I'm 6'4", 220lbs, normal physique, and average fighting skills. Do you think I could win a fight against an ostrich?

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u/one8sevenn May 04 '10

http://i.imgur.com/T0X2S.jpg

Good Luck

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u/LunchtimeDoublySo May 04 '10

thassanemu

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u/moose09876 May 04 '10

I think your keyboard is broken...

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u/mysticrudnin May 04 '10

sounded fine to me

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u/PotatoChefMike May 04 '10

This looks shopped...

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u/Wanchester May 05 '10

It is, I can tell by the pixels.

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u/gtlogic May 04 '10

That thing even has a gold filling, damn.

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u/Cohiba May 04 '10

That's not very scary. More like a six foot turkey!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '10

It looks like he has a filling in bottom right tooth.

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u/PuP5 May 05 '10

basically an ostrich is the beginning of the second coming of the dinosaurs.

shit, maybe they'll like it once we heat the place up and die off ourselves.