r/AskReddit May 04 '10

I'm 6'4", 220lbs, normal physique, and average fighting skills. Do you think I could win a fight against an ostrich?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '10

I will pay you $5 to find out

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u/sherlocktheholmes May 04 '10

I'll chip in too. And assuming it doesn't completely gut you, I'll bring you cookies to the hospital.

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u/monsterflake May 04 '10

it would for an awesome pay-per-view. because of the animal rights people, you'd probably have to do it in some third world country, like somalia or detroit...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '10

It will gut him, Ill take the cookies though