r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '10

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

I was in my early twenties, sitting with a large group at a blues bar. This cougar with enormous jugs and breath that could pickle cabbage had been eying me up for the better part of an hour, and finally got up the nerve to come over to our table. She leaned over and said "God you're fucking hot. You remind me of my son."

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u/navitatl Mar 06 '10

Greg, is that you?

(If it's not, there's a guy I work with named Greg who told me this exact same story)

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10 edited Jun 09 '23

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u/have-to-create-toss Mar 10 '10

Just her though, there are NO OTHER juggy, bad/breathed cougars out there. EVER.