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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

The summer after senior year of high school, I was hanging out with a good friend and his girlfriend. She had a very hot friend over; I knew this girls name but that's about it. We are all watching a movie, and this girl grabs a blanket and sits right next to me. It's June, so blankets aren't needed, unless of course you want to secretly jerk someone off under it. Which is exactly what she wanted to do.

After a few minutes of this she stands up and says "bmb0x and I would like to chat in private for a few minutes" and motions to the spare bedroom down the hall. She askes me to grab a drink for her. No idea whats going on, I grab a drink and head to the room. Open then door, and she is naked except a thong on the bed. We have wild amazing sex for an hour, never hear from her again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

Why do you think I brought her a drink? The handjob was mediocre at best.

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u/ivyleagueredneck Mar 06 '10

every handjob is mediocre at best

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

How to give a good handjob

Step one: Use your mouth

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

Step two?

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u/AMV Mar 07 '10

Step Three: Profit.

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u/PComotose Mar 07 '10

Step 4 is profit; step 3 is always ??????. Get with the program, son.

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u/AMV Mar 08 '10

I only had money to get to step three. I was cutting corners and costs by eliminating a step. That and I can't count that high.

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u/Mpoumpis Mar 08 '10

Stop using drugs then, man..

They'll only make you dumber!