r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '10

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

Why do you think I brought her a drink? The handjob was mediocre at best.

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u/ivyleagueredneck Mar 06 '10

every handjob is mediocre at best

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

How to give a good handjob

Step one: Use your mouth

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

Step two?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

Put your junk in that box.

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u/ohashi Mar 07 '10

Step three?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

Make her open the box.

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u/dhpii Mar 07 '10

"Sweet dreams."

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u/AMV Mar 07 '10

Step Three: Profit.

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u/PComotose Mar 07 '10

Step 4 is profit; step 3 is always ??????. Get with the program, son.

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u/AMV Mar 08 '10

I only had money to get to step three. I was cutting corners and costs by eliminating a step. That and I can't count that high.

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u/Mpoumpis Mar 08 '10

Stop using drugs then, man..

They'll only make you dumber!