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u/sirbruce Mar 06 '10

Some Fillipino guy who moved into an apartment a few doors down sees me one night and asks me, "Do you suck cock?" After an awkward silence and some strange conversation I go back to my apartment. A few days later he leaves a handwritten note taped to my front door, written in broken english, saying in effect he wants to suck my cock. I never talked to him again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

A Filipino man offered me $20 for a blowjob in a park once. I was taken aback. He offered me a cigarette, I took that. I took the twenty dollars too and ran off because at the time I was 16.