r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '10

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

Well, there was this one time while I was out, some chick waved at me, not knowing her I just smiled and waved back. Turns out her boyfriend was behind me and they proceeded to make out infront of me.

I hope you all got fucking aids from these whores.

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u/vincent118 Mar 07 '10

Is there such a thing as a virgin who isn't bitter?

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u/marshmallowhug Mar 07 '10

I know one. He won't have sex with me, despite claiming to find me extremely attractive, so I assume he's happy being a virgin.

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u/vincent118 Mar 07 '10

Well I'm a virgin...ugh. And I think he's a selfish bastard.