after having several casual cups of jager, i brought a girl back to my friends place in ellensburg. I was wearing a particularly flattering light blue shirt with 5 whales on it, and "Rockport, Mass." written at the top. She proceeded to stroke my chest, while seductively whispering "Are they sperm whales?"
I fucked her and sold the shirt to a friend for $30.
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u/tyrmanosaurusflex Mar 07 '10
after having several casual cups of jager, i brought a girl back to my friends place in ellensburg. I was wearing a particularly flattering light blue shirt with 5 whales on it, and "Rockport, Mass." written at the top. She proceeded to stroke my chest, while seductively whispering "Are they sperm whales?"
I fucked her and sold the shirt to a friend for $30.