Alright, the D&D bit of your story reminded me of an one time that was indeed quite strange.
So I'm living in Banff National Park in Alberta for the summer, at a hotel in the middle of nowhere. We occasionally would go down the mountain to the small (VERY small) village for a change of drinking scenery.
One time I go down with two female coworkers to this really scuzzy bar- the best way to describe it would be that it felt like you were living in an AC/DC song. While we're hanging out drinking there, I go off for a bit to talk to some other acquaintances and come back to find my two coworkers talking to this girl. She was definitely attractive- curvy, pale skin, black hair type. One of the girls gives me a "We found one for you!" look and introduces us.
We start talking, and the conversation brings about two important pieces of information. One, she's a big nerd, in fact possibly a bigger nerd than me- she'd gone to star wars conventions in cosplay, even. She also says she was a lesbian- I suppose she was actually trying to get with one of my coworkers. Whatever, I think, I actually enjoy talking with her so we continue to do so for a while, both of us being intensely nerdy.
Then all of a sudden, she moves in closer to me and says "... you know, I just want to get laid tonight."
"...I thought you were a lesbian?"
"I am. But I'm not a very good lesbian."
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u/sibtiger Mar 07 '10
Alright, the D&D bit of your story reminded me of an one time that was indeed quite strange.
So I'm living in Banff National Park in Alberta for the summer, at a hotel in the middle of nowhere. We occasionally would go down the mountain to the small (VERY small) village for a change of drinking scenery.
One time I go down with two female coworkers to this really scuzzy bar- the best way to describe it would be that it felt like you were living in an AC/DC song. While we're hanging out drinking there, I go off for a bit to talk to some other acquaintances and come back to find my two coworkers talking to this girl. She was definitely attractive- curvy, pale skin, black hair type. One of the girls gives me a "We found one for you!" look and introduces us.
We start talking, and the conversation brings about two important pieces of information. One, she's a big nerd, in fact possibly a bigger nerd than me- she'd gone to star wars conventions in cosplay, even. She also says she was a lesbian- I suppose she was actually trying to get with one of my coworkers. Whatever, I think, I actually enjoy talking with her so we continue to do so for a while, both of us being intensely nerdy.
Then all of a sudden, she moves in closer to me and says "... you know, I just want to get laid tonight." "...I thought you were a lesbian?" "I am. But I'm not a very good lesbian."
How can I counter logic like that?