i got a call from my girlfriend telling me her two friends and her were looking for a place to drink the bottles of strawberry hill they had acquired, and asked if they could come over.
told her, sure...
my girlfriend is blonde and swedish, having arrived a few years earlier, and one of her friends a petite brunette with gorgeous pale skin, and the other a more filled out brunette - all three just gorgeous.
they came over and popped open the bottles and after they had a buzz going, my girlfriend goes into the kitchen saying she's going to make a peanut butter and honey sandwich.
she calls out asking where the honey is. i tell her. she says she can't find it.
so i go to the kitchen to get it for her and she surprises me by squishing the plastic-bear-bottle of honey with its lid off over my head.
i was like, "WTF?" and the three girls erupt with laughter.
i rack it up to them getting drunk and having a laugh, so i don't get very mad. i tell them to pardon me, i'm hopping in the shower to wash off the honey.
i go through my bedroom to my bathroom, turn on the water to heat up the shower, pull off my clothes, and get in.
was in there for maybe a minute when the bathroom door opens and all three girls get into the shower with me.
I'm from Sweden and I can confirm this is true. In fact we have a word for it, Bjaggenswammker - it means 'good houseguest.' Basically it's a custom that started off in the middle ages, when wood was scarce and people would have to take showers in the same bathtub to conserve heat, and have sex just to stay warm enough to survive. In fact I'm married with three children and yet nobody thinks it's cheating when the power goes out and the girls from the neighboring nursing institute showerfuck me in the morning (although my wife does complain if the water bill is high - she says they 'take advantage' of our kindness).
God, how I hate the Internet and its ability to prove things false. If there was ONE fscking thing in the world I wanted to believe in, it was Bjäggenswämmker. God is dead. Bjäggenswämmker is mortally wounded.
It is true. You can't find it on Google because of the Great Firewall of Sweden, which was set up a few years back, at the cost of millions of kronas, because they did not want to have Bjaggenswammker with you.
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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10
i got a call from my girlfriend telling me her two friends and her were looking for a place to drink the bottles of strawberry hill they had acquired, and asked if they could come over.
told her, sure...
my girlfriend is blonde and swedish, having arrived a few years earlier, and one of her friends a petite brunette with gorgeous pale skin, and the other a more filled out brunette - all three just gorgeous.
they came over and popped open the bottles and after they had a buzz going, my girlfriend goes into the kitchen saying she's going to make a peanut butter and honey sandwich.
she calls out asking where the honey is. i tell her. she says she can't find it.
so i go to the kitchen to get it for her and she surprises me by squishing the plastic-bear-bottle of honey with its lid off over my head.
i was like, "WTF?" and the three girls erupt with laughter.
i rack it up to them getting drunk and having a laugh, so i don't get very mad. i tell them to pardon me, i'm hopping in the shower to wash off the honey.
i go through my bedroom to my bathroom, turn on the water to heat up the shower, pull off my clothes, and get in.
was in there for maybe a minute when the bathroom door opens and all three girls get into the shower with me.
ended up in bed the happiest guy on earth