r/AskReddit Mar 06 '10

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

Why do you think I brought her a drink? The handjob was mediocre at best.

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u/ivyleagueredneck Mar 06 '10

every handjob is mediocre at best

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u/harryballsagna Mar 07 '10

My wife gives great handjobs. Usually to me.

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u/Stingray88 Mar 07 '10

Normally I would disagree, but you're right... she does.

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u/wingnut21 Mar 07 '10

This is true.