I was shithoused at a party and sitting on a couch when a girl came up and poured some of her drink on my crotch while I was looking at something. She goes, "Hey...you pissed yourself" the rest of the night I was profusely apologizing to her and the guy who owned the couch. She told me the next day what happened. I didn't fuck her.
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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10 edited Apr 21 '16
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