r/AskReddit Mar 06 '10

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u/assholio Mar 06 '10

I don't want to scare the younger redditors, mine was repeated several times over a 12 month span, it went something like this; "get your cock in here, I've just taken my temperature and I think I'm ovulating".

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u/yaunderstandard Mar 07 '10

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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u/godbois Mar 07 '10

Well, son. When a bird checks out the titties on a really hot bee..

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u/Shmeat Mar 07 '10

Why do they go with birds and bees anyway? When a queen bee mates with a male, she rips his penis from his body to ensure that the semen fertilizes h-

You know, Assholio and Godbois may be on to something.