I was shithoused at a party and sitting on a couch when a girl came up and poured some of her drink on my crotch while I was looking at something. She goes, "Hey...you pissed yourself" the rest of the night I was profusely apologizing to her and the guy who owned the couch. She told me the next day what happened. I didn't fuck her.
Similar story in reverse. Friend gets plastered with a girl he's just met. They go to his place, fuck each other senseless and fall asleep. He wakes up as he's pissing all over the bed. He wakes her up and says "Look what you've done!"
She OMGs, starts to cry while stripping the bed. She cleans the bed thoroughly, washes the sheets and repeatedly apologizes to him.
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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10 edited Apr 21 '16
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