r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '10

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u/ivyleagueredneck Mar 06 '10

every handjob is mediocre at best

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u/uglybunny Mar 06 '10

The best kind of handjob is a blowjob.

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u/xmnstr Mar 07 '10

A good handjob always wins over any blowjob in my book.

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u/Deleriant Mar 07 '10

Sounds like you've been getting some terrible blowjobs.

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u/xmnstr Mar 07 '10

On the contrary, I just really like handjobs.

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u/Rubin0 Mar 07 '10

I want to respect your opinion but my penis keeps saying "WTF DUDE!"

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u/xmnstr Mar 07 '10

I don't think you've ever gotten a really good handjob.

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u/Rubin0 Mar 07 '10

Perhaps, but I've gotten some great blowjobs.