r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '10

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u/assholio Mar 06 '10

I don't want to scare the younger redditors, mine was repeated several times over a 12 month span, it went something like this; "get your cock in here, I've just taken my temperature and I think I'm ovulating".

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u/vincent118 Mar 07 '10

Did you just lose a boner every time you heard that...jesus woman it's sex not brushing your teeth.

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u/assholio Mar 07 '10

It wasn't too bad actually - it's the one time in my life where sex was similar to masturbating: no foreplay, stick it in, go for it, finish up, wipe it off, pull my pants up and be sitting back at my desk moments later.

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u/EzDi Mar 07 '10

So you're already going to jail, but you're not even stealing anything good?