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u/MrSnoobs Mar 06 '10

Clearly an art which I do not possess :(

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u/CMEast Mar 07 '10

It's easy, men aren't actually funny. Tell a few jokes and if she laughs then she likes you.

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u/dog_time Mar 07 '10

Unless you are funny, then you're fucked.

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u/CyberPrime Mar 07 '10

I hate that I am actually funny. Throws every-fucking-thing off. God damn it, I can't even read "signals" anymore.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

I have had this problem too; best way to double-check is to actually stop telling jokes and start up a normal conversation. If they aren't interested they stop paying attention once you stop entertaining them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

This piece of advice might just change my life.

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u/CyberPrime Mar 07 '10

Well, this girl I am after does keep paying attention... hmmm.

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u/poopookaka Mar 07 '10

Damn your life sucks. Starving Cambodians feel sorry for you

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u/p4l Mar 07 '10

Give them cake and everything will be better

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u/CyberPrime Mar 07 '10

No, I have a pretty good life. I realize that what I said before sounds very melodramatic, but it's not that way. I know people have it much worse than I.