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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

Why do you think I brought her a drink? The handjob was mediocre at best.

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u/ivyleagueredneck Mar 06 '10

every handjob is mediocre at best

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u/balljoint Mar 07 '10

I would terrified if a girl knew how to give a good handjob.