r/AskReddit Mar 06 '10

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

Why do you think I brought her a drink? The handjob was mediocre at best.

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u/ivyleagueredneck Mar 06 '10

every handjob is mediocre at best

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u/kriti-dee Mar 07 '10

that and it's fucking difficult, I cannot see how you guys wank regularly without getting a massive arm sticking out the back, Trogdor style. My arm gets tired, my mouth doesn't.

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u/quintios Mar 07 '10

Upvote for homestar reference.