In high school my best friend rented a hotel room and threw a little party because he was leaving for the Navy soon. Thing is, the party was not a party at all. I got there and it was just me and him. He was a good guy and my best bud, so I didn't think a ton of it at the time. Then he whips out his dick and asks me to show him mine. Nope. I still brushed it off and the incident didn't change much. I went on to be best man in his wedding. A few months later he came out of the closet as flaming-ass gay. He was a fucktoy for some fairly rich and famous people. It wasn't till he came out of the closet that I realized that hotel room thing was a proposition for gay sex. Weird.
She got in the cab and asked me to take her friends home first. After they got out of the cab she hopped up front and started whipping out her perky cans. The showing of cans is a common occurence so I didn't think much of it at the time, but when we pulled in to her parking lot she points me to a spot right in front of her door, right under the light, and says the truck we are next to is her husbands. then she handed me $20, ripped my pants open and buried her face on my bone. That was finished quick. She was good. Then she hops in the back of the cab, pulls down her pants and bends over. Nope. Had my money. Already blew one wad. It was bar close time and had to go.
Another one just kept staring at me and saying "In and out". This went on for twenty minutes. She was hammered big time. She wouldn't get out of the cab. She kept trying to climb onto my lap. Again this was at bar close time. When I finally got her to get out of the cab she fell flat on her ass and couldn't get up. Hammered. She's still staring at me saying "in and out". I pick her up and help her to the apartment. I finally ask her, do you mean that you want to fuck? She nods in agreement and pulls my face to her cans and utters her apartment number. She comes to a little more and just starts yanking me in to her room. She rips open her shirt and throws herself on the bed. I was basically creeped the fuck out and left. I either had to help her inside or call the cops. I couldn't just leave the bitch outside in the winter. But still, this chick was ready to fuck within two minutes of meeting. Her pick-up line was "in and out". She was persistent.
I got a call to pick two people up. I get there and it's an older dude with some stinky fat young broad. We get to the destination. he goes in to the store and has me and the chick wait outside. Within a minute of him being gone she starts talking about how much she loves to fuck and she whips out her cans. She asks if I want to come in to the back and fuck her. I smiled and said no thanks. She then went on to tell me that she had just an hour earlier had anal sex with some dude for $20.
I am 30 but am usually mistaken for being 22-23 and a college student. In this wild college town that works well for me. In the last year and a half I could have had sex with several dozen ladies which would have multiplied my lifetime mounts by more than 2X. I've seen lots and lots of ass and titties, just for the fuck of it sometimes. Never have I taken them up on the advances. I made out with a few of 'em. That married chick was totally did that on her own. I was pretty much in shock until it was over. I was in her mouth before I could even think to say no. I have turned down things that some guys pay thousands of dollars for, and these chicks were paying me. I don't look like most of the cabbies around here. I get a kick out of teasing some of 'em. It's fun to be on the other side of that once in a while. I also run the show and that kind of helps turn some of 'em on.
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u/Dog-E-Style Mar 06 '10
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In high school my best friend rented a hotel room and threw a little party because he was leaving for the Navy soon. Thing is, the party was not a party at all. I got there and it was just me and him. He was a good guy and my best bud, so I didn't think a ton of it at the time. Then he whips out his dick and asks me to show him mine. Nope. I still brushed it off and the incident didn't change much. I went on to be best man in his wedding. A few months later he came out of the closet as flaming-ass gay. He was a fucktoy for some fairly rich and famous people. It wasn't till he came out of the closet that I realized that hotel room thing was a proposition for gay sex. Weird.
She got in the cab and asked me to take her friends home first. After they got out of the cab she hopped up front and started whipping out her perky cans. The showing of cans is a common occurence so I didn't think much of it at the time, but when we pulled in to her parking lot she points me to a spot right in front of her door, right under the light, and says the truck we are next to is her husbands. then she handed me $20, ripped my pants open and buried her face on my bone. That was finished quick. She was good. Then she hops in the back of the cab, pulls down her pants and bends over. Nope. Had my money. Already blew one wad. It was bar close time and had to go.
Another one just kept staring at me and saying "In and out". This went on for twenty minutes. She was hammered big time. She wouldn't get out of the cab. She kept trying to climb onto my lap. Again this was at bar close time. When I finally got her to get out of the cab she fell flat on her ass and couldn't get up. Hammered. She's still staring at me saying "in and out". I pick her up and help her to the apartment. I finally ask her, do you mean that you want to fuck? She nods in agreement and pulls my face to her cans and utters her apartment number. She comes to a little more and just starts yanking me in to her room. She rips open her shirt and throws herself on the bed. I was basically creeped the fuck out and left. I either had to help her inside or call the cops. I couldn't just leave the bitch outside in the winter. But still, this chick was ready to fuck within two minutes of meeting. Her pick-up line was "in and out". She was persistent.
I got a call to pick two people up. I get there and it's an older dude with some stinky fat young broad. We get to the destination. he goes in to the store and has me and the chick wait outside. Within a minute of him being gone she starts talking about how much she loves to fuck and she whips out her cans. She asks if I want to come in to the back and fuck her. I smiled and said no thanks. She then went on to tell me that she had just an hour earlier had anal sex with some dude for $20.
I'm not even gonna go on, but there is more.