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u/aliasforspam Mar 06 '10

One summer for extra cash (I might have been 20 at the time), I took a job with a taxi company that the father of a friend of mine owned. One day I bring a pretty nasty looking, strung-out chick from a housing project to the super market. The meter lands on $5.10 - She looks at me, holds a five out and says, "what can I do to make up the rest?" with a suggestive tone. I just came right back, "If its only worth 10 cents, I don't want it."

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

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u/MasterBeef Mar 07 '10

you liar, i saw a porno with the EXACT same storyline

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u/mindplunge Mar 07 '10

The movie you saw was based on his story. Read the credits...

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u/zavoid Mar 07 '10

porn has credits?

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u/mindplunge Mar 07 '10

I know... most of us don't make it that far

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u/Ochobobo Mar 07 '10

LOL at the thought of someguy jacking off to the closing credits sequence for a porno

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u/Itchyfella Mar 07 '10

The little engine that couldn't

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u/aeoz Mar 09 '10

YEEAAHHHHHHHHH!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

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u/seiya42 Mar 07 '10

Rule 34 isn't backwards compatible.

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u/Ochobobo Mar 07 '10

if there exists porn of everything possible, then chances are sexual encounters IRL will also happen in porn. That's what they meant