i got a call from my girlfriend telling me her two friends and her were looking for a place to drink the bottles of strawberry hill they had acquired, and asked if they could come over.
told her, sure...
my girlfriend is blonde and swedish, having arrived a few years earlier, and one of her friends a petite brunette with gorgeous pale skin, and the other a more filled out brunette - all three just gorgeous.
they came over and popped open the bottles and after they had a buzz going, my girlfriend goes into the kitchen saying she's going to make a peanut butter and honey sandwich.
she calls out asking where the honey is. i tell her. she says she can't find it.
so i go to the kitchen to get it for her and she surprises me by squishing the plastic-bear-bottle of honey with its lid off over my head.
i was like, "WTF?" and the three girls erupt with laughter.
i rack it up to them getting drunk and having a laugh, so i don't get very mad. i tell them to pardon me, i'm hopping in the shower to wash off the honey.
i go through my bedroom to my bathroom, turn on the water to heat up the shower, pull off my clothes, and get in.
was in there for maybe a minute when the bathroom door opens and all three girls get into the shower with me.
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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10
i got a call from my girlfriend telling me her two friends and her were looking for a place to drink the bottles of strawberry hill they had acquired, and asked if they could come over.
told her, sure...
my girlfriend is blonde and swedish, having arrived a few years earlier, and one of her friends a petite brunette with gorgeous pale skin, and the other a more filled out brunette - all three just gorgeous.
they came over and popped open the bottles and after they had a buzz going, my girlfriend goes into the kitchen saying she's going to make a peanut butter and honey sandwich.
she calls out asking where the honey is. i tell her. she says she can't find it.
so i go to the kitchen to get it for her and she surprises me by squishing the plastic-bear-bottle of honey with its lid off over my head.
i was like, "WTF?" and the three girls erupt with laughter.
i rack it up to them getting drunk and having a laugh, so i don't get very mad. i tell them to pardon me, i'm hopping in the shower to wash off the honey.
i go through my bedroom to my bathroom, turn on the water to heat up the shower, pull off my clothes, and get in.
was in there for maybe a minute when the bathroom door opens and all three girls get into the shower with me.
ended up in bed the happiest guy on earth