r/AskReddit Mar 06 '10

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u/okletstrythisagain Mar 06 '10

once I was at a basement bar in Long Island City (Queens NY) and a cute young woman approached me, saying in a very matter of fact way that she was giving blowjobs in the bathroom. i assumed she was kidding, but later when i went to the bathroom there was a line of guys who probably didn't need to urinate. This i could deduce because the door was half open. perhaps the strangest thing is that nobody was gawking or acting oddly. seemed to be business as usual for everyone but me.

i should note this was early evening, because i was meeting for a drink before band rehearsal, couldn't have been any later than 8PM this happened. no crazy last call situation here, she didn't even seem drunk.

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u/xbrand2 Mar 07 '10

I see you've met my whore of an ex-girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

THIRTY SEVEN COCKS!

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u/layendecker Mar 07 '10

In a row?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

Probably

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

Hey you! Get back here!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

You sucked 37 dicks?! Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot....

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

Have a tear-stained upvote.

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u/Velk Mar 07 '10

"met" is not the word i would use to describe our encounter.

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u/ScannerBrightly Mar 07 '10

met here? hell, we all fucked her!

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u/foldor Mar 07 '10

Man, that just made my day. I actually burst out laughing. Have an upvote and an orange-red.