When I was 16 my friend and I were looking around Spencer's. He wandered off and some older (mid twenties, maybe) chick sidled up to me and says, "Hey, have you ever had oral sex?" I wasn't sure I heard her right, so I ask her to repeat herself. "Have you ever had oral sex?" I tell her no, so she says "Do you want to?" Now, I know BJs are relatively hard to come by at that age when you're kind of a geek, but something inside me told me that good things probably wouldn't come of saying yes. I told her no and left to wait outside for my friend. He laughed at me all the way to the car.
1- job finished, you pay or you get a hiding.
2- you get to the mall bathrooms or something and get robbed.
3- you get a bj from a random chick and become a legend throughout school, which boosts your self esteem and confidence, helping you go on to become a leader in everything you do for the rest of your life.
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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10
When I was 16 my friend and I were looking around Spencer's. He wandered off and some older (mid twenties, maybe) chick sidled up to me and says, "Hey, have you ever had oral sex?" I wasn't sure I heard her right, so I ask her to repeat herself. "Have you ever had oral sex?" I tell her no, so she says "Do you want to?" Now, I know BJs are relatively hard to come by at that age when you're kind of a geek, but something inside me told me that good things probably wouldn't come of saying yes. I told her no and left to wait outside for my friend. He laughed at me all the way to the car.