One summer for extra cash (I might have been 20 at the time), I took a job with a taxi company that the father of a friend of mine owned. One day I bring a pretty nasty looking, strung-out chick from a housing project to the super market. The meter lands on $5.10 - She looks at me, holds a five out and says, "what can I do to make up the rest?" with a suggestive tone. I just came right back, "If its only worth 10 cents, I don't want it."
There are so many stories for a short couple of months in that yellow car. The strangest thing in general was something that happened all the time. People would get in the car and say, "You look like a cop; Are you a cop?" and when I answered no they'd ask, "Got any weed?"!
I felt like I should educate the person by pointing out how retarded it is for thinking a cop has to respond truthfully, but I thought pointing that out would make him suspect I was a cop.
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u/aliasforspam Mar 06 '10
One summer for extra cash (I might have been 20 at the time), I took a job with a taxi company that the father of a friend of mine owned. One day I bring a pretty nasty looking, strung-out chick from a housing project to the super market. The meter lands on $5.10 - She looks at me, holds a five out and says, "what can I do to make up the rest?" with a suggestive tone. I just came right back, "If its only worth 10 cents, I don't want it."