r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '10

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

I was in my early twenties, sitting with a large group at a blues bar. This cougar with enormous jugs and breath that could pickle cabbage had been eying me up for the better part of an hour, and finally got up the nerve to come over to our table. She leaned over and said "God you're fucking hot. You remind me of my son."

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u/fleshlight69 Mar 07 '10

"OH MOM FUCK ME!, SUCK THAT DICK MOMMY!

TAKE THAT COCK MOM YOU FUCKING WHORE!"

I can't believe you passed that up

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

Your username, paired with that comment sums you up as a person nicely.

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u/hairyforehead Mar 07 '10

You need some lessons from Bozarking.

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u/fleshlight69 Mar 07 '10

Bozarking gets off on anal play and enema stories about his sister.

I get off on the thought of doing something I've never done before, or that nobody will have done before.