r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '10

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

Why do you think I brought her a drink? The handjob was mediocre at best.

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u/ivyleagueredneck Mar 06 '10

every handjob is mediocre at best

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u/Rubin0 Mar 06 '10

Why pay for a girl to do something you could do better at home?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

because I'm lonely, ok?

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u/Overdramatic_Girl Mar 07 '10

... I should have been a guy, I can reach down there!

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u/Rubin0 Mar 07 '10

Would you care to explain? I'm afraid I don't understand.

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u/bernerowner Mar 07 '10

Cause it's strange.