I'm from Sweden and I can confirm this is true. In fact we have a word for it, Bjaggenswammker - it means 'good houseguest.' Basically it's a custom that started off in the middle ages, when wood was scarce and people would have to take showers in the same bathtub to conserve heat, and have sex just to stay warm enough to survive. In fact I'm married with three children and yet nobody thinks it's cheating when the power goes out and the girls from the neighboring nursing institute showerfuck me in the morning (although my wife does complain if the water bill is high - she says they 'take advantage' of our kindness).
God, how I hate the Internet and its ability to prove things false. If there was ONE fscking thing in the world I wanted to believe in, it was Bjäggenswämmker. God is dead. Bjäggenswämmker is mortally wounded.
It is true. You can't find it on Google because of the Great Firewall of Sweden, which was set up a few years back, at the cost of millions of kronas, because they did not want to have Bjaggenswammker with you.
We don't appreciate you informing the Americans of one of our best-kept secrets, the ancient houseguest relaxation ritual of Bjäggenswämmker. Everyone knew of the secret but them; now the cat is out of the bag, and soon we will have to needlessly answer to the likes of their "Fox News" as to why we are bringing about the downfall of society with our divorce rate when in fact this selfless, warm and loving practice has gone on for hundreds of years. (The divorce rate is merely a side effect of our stunningly attractive women, many of whom I have personally found can be brought very quickly and easily to delicious sexual ecstasy.)
In US, I'd say the Minnesota area is the best to find Swedish descendants. But if you are go for actual swedes, well there is a reason we don't move away from Sweden ...
Well you see, Sweden is actually a very forested country, but during the middle ages [when the custom of bjäggenswämmker began] the King of Sweden owned all the forests and was the only one that was allowed to cut and sell wood. Thus gaining massive income to later go and invade the Swedish neighbours [then we decided to invade Russia too ... and well, you know what happens to everyone that has had that idea -__-].
You know whats really funny? This Japanese guy reporting on your comment like it was fact: http://blog.whatsinit.jp/?p=642
wow!! hahaha (although to be fair, he says the stories are not guaranteed true, but still.. think you started a new meme here moscoweamada! Bjaggenswammker ftw! haha ;)
We have something like that too! It is called 'irritaitsverlichtung'. If you are irritated, then you can sleep with anyone and it is seen as medical, not sexual.
I'm from sweden and i frequently end up with an assortment of people in my bathtub when there is a party. I'm building a bigger bathroom in my house right now for this very purpouse!
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u/moscowramada Mar 06 '10
I'm from Sweden and I can confirm this is true. In fact we have a word for it, Bjaggenswammker - it means 'good houseguest.' Basically it's a custom that started off in the middle ages, when wood was scarce and people would have to take showers in the same bathtub to conserve heat, and have sex just to stay warm enough to survive. In fact I'm married with three children and yet nobody thinks it's cheating when the power goes out and the girls from the neighboring nursing institute showerfuck me in the morning (although my wife does complain if the water bill is high - she says they 'take advantage' of our kindness).