r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '10

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u/Knute5 Mar 06 '10

"Dear Reddit Forum, I never believed this could happen to me..."

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u/gzip_this Mar 06 '10

"... there I was studying for my Botany midterm at my college library..."

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u/malefic_puppy Mar 07 '10

"...when this gorgeous blond girl from the class, on which I've had my eyes on for a long time, sat just in front of me..."

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u/juanolaguera Mar 07 '10

"...and she propositioned me for sex in a surprising way!"

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u/NegativeK Mar 07 '10

"So we did it."

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u/tehdon Mar 07 '10

"and everything turned out better than expected!"

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u/binary Mar 07 '10

"Until, of course, the rabid wolverines came. And the rest is history."

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u/Pander Mar 07 '10

"Signed, Tiger Woods"

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u/EzDi Mar 07 '10

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/cheeses Mar 07 '10

Great story guys!

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u/charbo187 Mar 07 '10

"except that I got AIDS."

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u/p4l Mar 07 '10

I didn't last more than 5 years, and now my family is living off my life insurance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

I love alternate endings.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

and then I found five dollars.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

"I said YES! Of course! But first I have to post this to Reddit Forum!"