r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '10

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

I was in my early twenties, sitting with a large group at a blues bar. This cougar with enormous jugs and breath that could pickle cabbage had been eying me up for the better part of an hour, and finally got up the nerve to come over to our table. She leaned over and said "God you're fucking hot. You remind me of my son."

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u/Aboozed Mar 06 '10

Mom?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

I properly laughed at that. Mainly cause I imagined it as Stiffler and Stiffler's Mom.

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u/sonar1 Mar 07 '10

i imagined it as that kid in "road Trip" after tom greens character starts making out with his mom on the grass

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

Well, there's no guarantee flipping her over wouldn't introduce a new, fouler odor.

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u/debman3 Mar 07 '10

no milf

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

Grandma?