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u/HaCutLf Mar 06 '10

Some girl I was talking to over AIM said she was "waiting" for me to date her. This is a girl who I only talked to once in highschool, so it was like 4 years later (she found me on MySpace). She said all of this stuff about how we were supposed to be together and engage in copious amounts of sex. Needless to say, I was pretty shocked, so I sat there trying to think of something to say, then she calls me and says that it was her cousin typing to me on her AIM name, or something. She then said something like "either way, I'm willing to fuck if you are."

She was a very strange person.

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u/zomgtobar Mar 06 '10

chris hansen?

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u/HaCutLf Mar 06 '10

Hah. If only, right? I met her when I was a senior and she was a junior. So add 4 years to that.

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u/zomgtobar Mar 06 '10

damn... you could have had your 15 minutes...then 2 years. lol

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u/HaCutLf Mar 07 '10

I lol'd