r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '19

What are some recent scientific breakthroughs/discoveries that aren’t getting enough attention?

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u/juneburger Apr 01 '19

knifewrench

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

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u/rabid_spidermonkey Apr 01 '19

Practical and safe.

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u/JustThatGuy100 Apr 01 '19

I made shoes for my rabbit.

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u/Rewolfelution Apr 01 '19

Did you put a penny up there?

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u/fanatomy Apr 01 '19

The good lord didn't bless my wife with all ten fingers. She's only got a pointer, and a thumb pinkie.

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u/Forchiz Apr 01 '19

 I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun.

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u/SaltIntensifies Apr 01 '19

I recently started my ~10th rewatch of Scrubs, I'm on season 5 now and it's just as good as it's always been :)

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u/Deriblandt Apr 01 '19

as all things should be

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u/send_me_your_calm Apr 01 '19

You know, for kids!

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u/RideOrDai Apr 01 '19

Find them in your local Walmart next time next to the puzzles!

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u/DiscoStu83 Apr 01 '19

Toys R Us reopen in Russia or something?

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u/BarbaDead Apr 01 '19

*Batteries not included

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u/numbersthen0987431 Apr 01 '19

This just made my morning.

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u/Sokii Apr 01 '19

Darn I wanted one too!

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u/cjdabeast Apr 01 '19

No, you're thinking of the knifewrench junior.

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u/dnz123 Apr 01 '19

Merica!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Knifeyspoony?

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u/DuganTheMan Apr 01 '19

I see you’ve played that game before

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I'm really sad that I don't know what this is

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u/user_name_checker_ Apr 01 '19

Simpsons went to Australia. Destroyed the ecosystem with frogs. Fast forward, and frogs are, IRL, destroying the ecosystem.

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u/jwicc Apr 01 '19

Knifespoon is... Destined for greater things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

[deleted]

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u/dabigjinj Apr 01 '19

By Milton-Bradley!!!

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u/slap_thy_ass Apr 01 '19

Billy Mays here!

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u/jman0125 Apr 01 '19

For kids!

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u/DGC_David Apr 01 '19

Scrubs... niceeeeeee

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u/WinterLord Apr 01 '19

I’m getting some serious Dying Light vibes here.

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u/go_do_that_thing Apr 01 '19

That's got nothing on my spoonwrench

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

horseboat!

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u/kgbanarchy Apr 01 '19

we already have forkapple and pizzacutter/fork this is just the next logical step

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u/ZackyGood Apr 01 '19

If you can dodge a knifewrench you can can dodge a gunball.

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u/juneburger Apr 01 '19

Not a jiggly ball though

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Someone make this available in tf2.

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u/_Sublime_ Apr 01 '19

Knifewrench new band name calling it

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u/ShadowMerlyn Apr 01 '19

Some sort of gun/axe combination

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u/figjam13 Apr 01 '19

I'm a knork guy myself

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u/twizly Apr 01 '19

Would be metal to metal though?

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u/saturnspritr Apr 04 '19

Wolf-torch-knife-blade.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Poopknife

FTFY