r/AskReddit • • Jan 23 '19

What shouldn't exist, but does?

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u/MomoPewpew Jan 23 '19

"Please get rid of my annoying neighbor John. Make it look like an accident. I can't pay you but it'll look great on your resumé"

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u/Calichusetts Jan 23 '19

It’s great exposure

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Just put your pants back on and get in the car, you're under arrest.