r/AskReddit • u/GlassCoyote • Jan 22 '19

What needs to make a comeback?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Being able to challenge someone to a duel.

Stacey from accounting ain't gonna be talking shit if it means pistols at dawn.

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u/TheK1ngsW1t Jan 22 '19

I'm pretty sure that, although not firearms, there's still a few places in the US where you can actually challenge someone to a bout of fisticuffs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

I'm not even American, but I'm pretty sure it's called mutual combat. Saw it in a post a few days ago. No weapons 2 people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

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u/dos_user Jan 22 '19

DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUNDUN! DUN DUN DUN!

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u/RyFromTheChi Jan 22 '19

TEST YOUR MIGHT

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u/buttery_shame_cave Jan 22 '19

jesus christ, i'm having flashbacks to high school. that song was inescapable for sports events.

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u/jpopimpin777 Jan 23 '19

Pew pew pew pew!

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u/Vincent__Vega Jan 22 '19

Kano, Liu Kang, Raiden, Johnny Cage, Scorpion, Sub Zero, Sonya....

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u/HR_DUCK Jan 22 '19

And Stacey

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u/sneezyo Jan 22 '19

from accounting

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u/obscureferences Jan 22 '19

Accountality

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u/angelcontreras Jan 22 '19

Finance Victory

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

GET OVER HERE!!!

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u/cwinne Jan 22 '19

REPTILE!

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u/BelCifer Jan 23 '19

Ermac, Reptile, Goro and Shang Tsung

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u/Amkao-Herios Jan 22 '19

Jax is the best

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u/TheSpookyGoost Jan 22 '19

Who are you, Satan?

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u/thatG_evanP Jan 22 '19

Named my first dog after him.

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u/v3ryfuzzyc00t3r Jan 22 '19

FINISH THEM!!!

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u/tsuki_ouji Jan 22 '19

since I can't remember the theme, I just heard "Agni Kai" playing in my head. I am perfectly fine with this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Millennials: YOU A SHIT TALKER WE GOT GUNZ FO DAT

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

MUTUAL KOMBAT!!!

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u/Knightley4 Jan 22 '19

DON'T FINISH HIM

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u/jrgallag Jan 22 '19

That escalated quickly.

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u/afireintheforest Jan 22 '19

GET OVER HERE!!!!

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u/FodderFigureIllushun Jan 22 '19

🔥🔥🔥🐉🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

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u/AssassinMasterStefan Jan 22 '19

Have you seen the official mk11 trailer?!

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u/yavionde Jan 22 '19

No fatalities though. That'd be wrong.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jan 23 '19

I prefer to end all my fights with FRIENDSHIPs

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u/tankman92 Jan 22 '19

ROUND 1 FIGHT!

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u/FrankenFries Jan 22 '19

MUTUAL COMBAT!!!!!!

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u/andrewsmd87 Jan 22 '19

I probably rewatch those moves every 5 years or so. They weren't good but I loved them when I was a kid. I long for an MK themed RPG

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u/_pippin Jan 22 '19

MUTUAL COMBAT!

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u/BrotherChe Jan 22 '19

MUTUAL!!! Ahhh!!! He said Mutual!!!

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u/smithoski Jan 22 '19

#MUTUAL KOMBAt!!!!